‘Tis better to give than to receive

7-Eleven yesterday put out a press release headlined “Shoppin’ ‘Round the Clock.” It thoughtfully provides a list of 11 ideas for gifts you can purchase at the chain’s stores, but one stands out:

8. Jerky Gift Pack

It wouldn’t be the holidays at 7-Eleven without jerky. This year, 7-Eleven—the store considered by some to be the jerky capital of the world—has come up with the perfect gift for jerky-lovers everywhere, Jack Link’s Taste of America Beef Jerky Holiday Gift Pack. The $19.99 gift pack includes seven varieties—Mega, Slab, Original, Teriyaki, KC Masterpiece, Pepper and Nugget.

I have no idea how that beat out number nine on the list, “Portable CD player & Jessica [Simpson] CD.”

The press release also informs us that, “7-Eleven non-foods category manager Tom Gerrity thinks customers might give a shout of ‘Oh Thank Heaven,’ when they find out just how much holiday shopping they could wrap up at 7-Eleven.”

I couldn’t agree more, Tom. After all, there’s nothing like a stocking full of dried, shredded meat to let your loved ones know just how you feel about them.


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